When you say you don't think we should have public schools, they can't believe you mean that. You must mean that they should be smaller. But you can't really mean no public schools.

You should definitely visit the Louvre, a world-famous art museum where you can view, at close range, the backs of thousands of other tourists trying to see the Mona Lisa.

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.

Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

I would rather live a life alone, than live a life based on lies, deceit and manipulation

There are many different ways to be poor in the world but increasingly there seems to be one single way to be rich.

True eloquence consists of saying all that should be said and that only.

I'm not good at a lot of things. I am not good at keeping my room clean. I am not good at eating healthy. I am not good at sports anymore. I used to be! Not so much anymore.

I have some idea of the pressure of finding your own identity with a famous father.

You destroy the initiative of the working people if they don't feel they have a fighting chance to be a part of the American Dream.

All Patsy Cline had to do was sing somebody else’s song and her version would outsell theirs because it would be so good!

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

I firmly believe in the rule of law as the foundation for all of our basic rights.

I'm not a philosopher.