When you see Charlie Chaplin, he stays funny. He doesn't become drama, and so what really seems to endure is comedy.

Doing nothing is very hard to do... you never know when you're finished.

Like a midget at a urinal I was going to have to stay on my toes.

Doing nothing is very tough to do because you never know when you're finished. The upside is that from the moment you wake up in the morning, you're on the job.

I really have to keep an eye on myself, because sometimes I think I might say something important.

One thing a person won't do when he's laughing is try to beat you up.

There's an old saying that God exists in your search for him. I just want you to understand that I ain't looking.

It doesn't really matter where I go (Heaven or Hell). I'll have plenty of friends in both places.

Are you having problems hearing? If so, those around you already know it. Hearing loss is no laughing matter, so don't be a punchline.

Truth hurts. Maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing, but it hurts.

Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel my way through.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.

Life went on. Death went on. The war went on.

Because of our kinship in suffering, our channels of contact have always been charged with the language of the heart.

Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies... a man's lie is, "I'm at Tony house, I was at Kenny house!" A woman lie is like, "It's your baby!"

Although our great man at the head of the nation, has changed his course, I will not change mine.

I want to move to a world of no nuclear weapons but I want to do that through multilateral disarmament so that we all disarm together.

Silence never makes any blunders.

He that in the latter part of his life too strictly inquires what he has done, can very seldom receive from his own heart such an account as will give him satisfaction.

I am very driven. I do believe in what I call "the G factor." I must be spirit led.

I grew up in Ohio, and I was a musicologist since I was little; it is all that I would ever read.