When you see a guy flying into the air on fire, that's not me, obviously. I do all the water tricks, though.

I wouldn't want the pressure of a Six Feet Under or the pressure of improvising like Curb Your Enthusiasm.

A lot of guys like to go to the beach and bring a crowd, but not me. I like to be alone and out there with a couple of pelicans.

I get a lot of teenagers going, 'Yo, Krueger,' and honking their horn and giving me the claw. Yeah, I'm recognized.

Kids today don't watch a black and white movie.

I have friends that are much better actors than I am that had to quit the business because they couldn't survive the auditions or the rejections, or people just didn't realize how good they were.

Most of my nightmares involve me forgetting my lines in a stage play.

The modern horror audience is wise to our tricks this lets it in on the gag.

I think superheroes today are like whistle blowers.

The last time we had Freddy in reality was part two and Freddy sort of went out on his own.

That old rock and roll song, "looking for love in all the wrong places," it's true.

If the institution of mathematics told a story . . . how would it end?

Oh, oh, I'm so sorry I just forgot that what I ask it can not be answered why??You don't the rights to answer it, you don't have the guts, you are afraid aren't you?

Republicans are already trying to paint Hillary Clinton as too old to be president. In fact, a new ad claims she’s so old that she could be a Republican.

Why you need a reason for everything? Reason is something people say to make sense of things that don't make sense.

See, unlike most hackers, I get little joy out of figuring out how to install the latest toy.

Programme names have been changed, and we have Andrew Neil saying he won't be using long words.

FROM THE FIRST DAY YOU ARE TOLD IF YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST THEN STAY OUT THE NIGHTCLUBS!

An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman - And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Constraints can spur creativity and incite action, as long as you have the confidence to embrace them.