When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky You can bet that he's doing it for some doll.

A secretary is not a thing Wound by key, pulled by string. Her pad is to write in, And not spend the night in, If that's what you plan to enjoy.

I hear music Mighty fine music, The murmur of a morning breeze up there The rattle of the milkman on the stair Sure that's music.

Somebody, somewhere Wants me and needs me And that's very wonderful to know.

Luck, be a lady tonight.

I string sounds together. But to string them I have to remember a bunch of old ones I heard somewhere and then juggle them into a new rhythm and shape.

How beautiful the days, They come and go.

Oh! to be loved by a man I respect, To bask in the glow of his perfectly understandable neglect.

But more I cannot wish you Than to wish you find your love Your own true love this day.

A secretary is not a toy.

Brother, do you know a nicer occupation, Matter of fact, neither do I, Than standing on the corner Watching all the girls go by?

Did you call someone and tell them you’re safe?”“Called and told ’em I’m not dead. Not so sure about safeyet.

Like the crow among mankind are the Zanj [African Blacks] for they are the worst of men and the most vicious of creatures in character and temperament.

The Lord taught me to love everybody, but the last ones I learned to love were the sportswriters.

I grew up in a religious environment, and I'm proud of it.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

A gentleman with a pug nose is a contradiction in terms.

I pray thee, sir, forgive me for the mess/And whether I shot first, I'll not confess. - Han Solo

I'm still an obsessive personality, and I still think I'm right, and I still believe my literary balls hang far lower than nearly anyone else's alive.

I just want to protect them no matter how much pain befalls me.

You're turned in to the biggest balls of them all, DJ Suk T Nutts.