When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.

A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

Chess is not just a game. It is a way of life.

Apology - a desperate habit and one that is rarely cured.

Excellent education and an excellent environment are two hallmarks of our state. How we treat our environment is connected to so many other opportunities in Maine.

Growing up in Malaysia and England, there wasn't an obvious route into the comics world, so my creative energy went into theatre and prose and then movies and TV.

Strive to be the best and you may succeed: he may well win the race that runs by himself.

I'm not dumb enough to be a goalie.

Portugal have a national team called Cristiano Ronaldo and a group of players who run after him.

Lots of people let it go by and never accomplish what they want. I just wanted to see what I could do.

It is one thing to lack a heart and another to possess eyes and a just imagination.

Any understanding of social and cultural change is impossible without a knowledge of the way media work as environments.