When you speak a new language you must see if you can translate all of the poetry of your old language into the new one.

Learn as much as you can while you are young, since life becomes too busy later.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.' Yeah, well, whoever wrote that was a friggin' idiot.

A dog's good for filling a grief-dug hole.""In the Shape of Shep

Have you heard anything useful come out of an actor's mouth lately?

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

It is the job of leaders to eliminate uncertainty.

We want peace, but not at any price.

I don't get paid what people think I get paid for fighting.

I love Tig Notaro; I just think she's so awesome.

I am prone to despair. We are all born with a particular personality. I get afraid and then I don't want to leave the house.

I believe that the only important structural obstacles to world prosperity are the obsolete doctrines that clutter the minds of men.