When you start reading nonfiction books about piracy, you realize that it's actually just a history of desperate people.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

Writing is a never ending journey for me - not only for my own comfort, but as a strong medium for encouraging a healthy process of constructive thinking among my readers

That is the principal thing: not to remain with the dream with the intention with the being in the mood but always forcibly to convert it into all things.

As a general thing people marry most happily with their own kind. The trouble lies in the fact that people usually marry at an age when they do not really know what their own kind is.

Davis Cup, you know, does take a lot out of you over the weekend. It's tough, especially if you play all three days.

Somebody thinking that they can make noise intimidate me is comical.

The moon is nothing But a circumambulating aphrodisiac Divinely subsidized to provoke the world Into a rising birth-rate

Which is the best religion? [...] The religion that brings you closest to God.

A sibling represents a person's past, present, and future.

No matter how accomplished or how many awards you get, you're always still thinking there's somebody out there who's better than you.

I like any girl I can call “Noona”. I can make them feel comfortable