When you stretch the truth, watch out for the snapback.

The trouble with not having a goal is that you can spend your life running up and down the field and never score.

Try to be like the turtle - at ease in your own shell.

After all is said and done, sit down.

Not only is women's work never done, the definition keeps changing.

Well to be fair, I said, I mean she probably can't handle it. Neither can you, but she doesn't have to handle it. And you do.

You like this darkness. You like learning me by feel.” Feeling very bold indeed, she nuzzled at him until she found his mouth with her own. “I like it too.

Tears are curious things, for like earthquakes or puppet shows they can occur at any time, without any warning and without any good reason.

I am what I am - which is I have aged.

Philosophy leads to death, sociology leads to suicide.

I've never had a drink of alcohol or any drug in my life.

We live equally out of our bodies and out of our minds.

The bad one is that way because of the ignorance, therefore he can be healed with wisdom.

If met Vic Reeves, I'd have no desire other than to smack him in the face.

To make an end is to make a beginning.