When you strip it all away, Jerry Garcia (former Grateful Dead guitarist) destroyed his life on drugs. And yet hes being honored, like some godlike figure. Our priorities are out of whack, folks.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

Said Hamlet to Ophelia, I'll draw a sketch of thee.What kind of pencil shall I use?2B or not 2B?

If you want to give a light to others, you have to glow yourself.

That was seven years ago. The doctors told her father the memory would fade, like the big messy scar on her arm, but neither ever did.

I do not judge the universe.

Being on TV and getting everything paid for are the two reasons to do it with us instead of the court of law.

I promise you that, with increased attendance in the temples of our God, you shall receive increased personal revelation to bless your life as you bless those who have died

It has been said that a bride's attitude towards her betrothed can be summed up in three words: Aisle. Alter. Hymn.

The morning air was dark with the smoke of burning gods.

Im a politician. What I say is not holy writ.

Time is a strange thing. It is a whimsical tyrant, which in every century has a different face for all that one says and does.