When you try to build Heaven on earth you end up building ghetto's of Hell

When inspiration comes life is lived in the moment and peace descends. When inspiration leaves thoughts turn to violently killing time

Simplicity takes time, patience & practice. Complexity offers too many excuses for failure

Humanity enveloped in entropy desperately seeking symmetry for peace of mind

Royal blood isn't blue, it is a jaundiced shade of red and riddled with broken chromosomes

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

I obviously invented Solipsism

True Love Isn't Hearts & Flowers. It's Blood & Guts & Bouquets Of Barbed Wire

Those who understand the true nature of humanity are always loners.

The ego camouflages itself like a fox born and raised in a hen house. Its only worry is that you fail to notice its presence every so often and start acting without fear

Corporatism trying to redeem itself through charity is akin to a serial killer offering to pay a fine for his crimes.

Look back over the past, with its changing empires that rose and fell, and you can foresee the future too.

The loneliness of the expatriate is of an odd and complicated kind, for it is inseparable from the feeling of being free, of having escaped.

Specialized meaninglessness has come to be regarded, in certain circles, as a kind of hallmark of true science.

Be honest, be brutally honest, and if you want something go out there and get it.

In 1986, when they made the TV movie, Return to Mayberry, Barney and Thelma Lou did get married!

The greatest progress that the human race has made lies in learning how to make correct inferences.

As soon as effective listening takes place, the ear identifies what needs to be done and guides the techniques search for a solution

All that happens when your dreams come true is a slow, melting realization that it wasn't what you thought.

But with comedy it's a simple premise. If it's funny, people laugh. If it's not, they don't.

Home - the nursery of the Infinite.