When you try to go back and watch improv on tape, it almost never feels as good as it did when a crowd was laughing at it.

Many comedians - both male and female - do have an "I will never date another comedian" rule.

The best advice I've gotten in terms of that was someone who said, "People will surprise you if you let them."

I think you can make good things happen if you look for them. Life is a very positive thing.

I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.

Outside of performing, (a comedian) is someone who is analyzing life, thinking about it and trying to be observing so much. In my opinion, it can make you feel on the outside looking in.

The whole romanticized sad clown thing, we have to get rid of that. That has to go. That's just getting sick people to voluntarily stay sicker and sadder than they have to be.

If people tell me something is impossible, I just want to prove that. I want to know that that's for certain. I don't want to not do something because someone says I can't.

Mania is fun. I won't lie, it's fun. But it's usually followed by a soul-crushing depression.

I just like testing myself. I just have that thing in me. Whatever it is that people tell me I can't do, I've gotta try it.

Suicide - when I think of it, to me it means someone had a lot of problems and they couldn't fight through them anymore. That's not cowardly. It's sad and nothing but.

When a woman wants your attention, she uses her smile. When she wants your wallet, she uses her charm. When she wants your heart, she uses her touch. When she wants your soul, she uses her kiss.

But all the magic I have knownI've had to make myself.

A misspelled word is probably an alias for some desperate call for aid, which is bound to fail.

You too could strive, thrive, and become as great or even greater than the people that you admire.

I was the United States Attorney for Maine for three years, and then was appointed a federal judge.

The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.

It is not about reading the Word. It is about obeying the Word.

One of the signs that you are walking in the light is that you are honest about having walked in the darkness.

Americans don't bother to notice anybody else in the world.

Great opportunities are not seen with your eyes. They are seen with your mind.