When you understand just how big the Universe is, you then realize that only idiots fight over an area of space called land.

The truth isn't meant to be pretty, that's for beauty pageants.

People do not start off stupid, they grow to be stupid.

Hope' wins over 'Experience' every time.

Bravery and Stupidity can often be mistaken for the other.

Leaders never have to ask the people to, 'Come follow me.' The people believe just by watching his lead.

You are the illusion, be anything you want to be!

The saner you are, the crazier you are.

Yesterday doesn't even look the same, and the only thing more beautiful than today is tomorrow.

I do not take advice from people who are 100 percent sure. I take advice from those that believe they are as close to sure as possible, but understand they could be completely wrong.

Hope wins over experience every time.

Businesses need to be more alert. Sometimes the problem is not the customer service, it is the product.

America this is quite serious

That's what's provocative to me - that we can victimize people, we can torture and traumatize people with no consciousness that it is a shameful thing to do.

We are so not breaking out the violins and pity partying.

I look for the meaning in what's funny, and I look for what's funny about things that are meaningful to me.

My contributions were many: First clown director, with witty sayings and flashily dressed, now called master of ceremonies.

I hope they change my drugs soon. Whatever I'm on isn't working.

I like to think of myself as kind of a sculptor, only I sculpt people.

Man is not a farmer, or a professor, or an engineer, but he is all. Man is priest, and scholar, and statesman, and producer, and soldier.

You must acquire the habits and skills of managing a small amount of money before you can have a large amount.