When you use a dialect, you worry that the people you're imitating will think you're making fun of them.

There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.

People who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch.

My whole career strategy has been to build a base so that I could take the roles I want to play. I'd hate to think that a shorter part might not be available because I was worried about my billing.

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time.

Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

The minute that you're not learning I believe you're dead.

Human beings are always going to find interesting ways of making a mess of their lives. It's human nature.

I don't think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives.

Men dominate because of physicality, and thus they have mercy where women do not.

Winning is a matter of endurance. As long as you don't quit, you will win!

There’s no such thing as an unbreakable scientific rule, because, sooner or later, they all seem to get broken. Or to change.

The central purpose of all scripture is to fill our souls with faith in God the Father and in His Son, Jesus Christ.

Ask the sheep for their beliefs... Do you kill on God's command?

My work is basically images set to my particular voice. It's the way the images rhyme and the rhythm. It's a way of economical storytelling for me.

To eat meat is just a habit after we were born. In fact, we are not born to eat meat.

Keep true, never be ashamed of doing right.

Goals determine what your going to be

Sometimes I think and other times I am.

Colleagues will malign you if you're a moderately successful journalist.