When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

So let me get this straight. You find yourself in the kitchen. You see an éclair in the receptacle... and you think to yourself: "What the hell, I'll just eat some trash."

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Good books do not waste our time as most people do... collect a great quantity of books, build alibrary worthy of your noble soul, andspend without stint all the money necessary for it.

However, as words become particularized, and as men begin - in however small a way - to use them in personal, arbitrary ways, so their transformation into art begins.

Rarely, I think, do you find a relationship where you can experience things equally.

In protecting oneself, others are protected; In protecting others, oneself is protected.

The canary bird in the coal mine theory of the arts: artists should be treasured as alarm systems.

Her cooking suggested she had attended the Cordon Noir.

I've got a Championship game to play and I'm excited about the opportunity of my damn strong football team to play in it.

Thou art true and honest as a dog.

I'm just fiercely protective. It's like, that's my lair and nobody messes with my lair.

Who thinks the law has anything to do with justice? It's what we have because we can't have justice.