When you've got Roger Ailes on your side, you do not lose.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

I fear it is my lot, to bide my days in hunchbacked thought, to find what I forgot.

As a Senator I am opposed to duelling. As Ben. Wade, I recognize the code.

I honestly don’t know whether I am describing something essential about the way we know God or merely my own weakness of mind.

One of the big lessons from behavioral economics is that we make decisions as a function of the environment that we're in.

Dedicated to: You. There will never be another like you. For me...you are the one. Yeah, I don't have enough words for this.

Let's think about how we can bring economic development, let's see if people could learn a little more of the rule of law, rather than the rule of man, which is kind of what you see in China.

If you've been to Moscow, it's a really exciting and great city, but it still feels like you should be a little careful about which way you're going to step.

I loved 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.' It was such a big part of my childhood.

It's very, very rare to find five roles in one piece where we'd all jump at the chance to play any of them.

A collection of masks, depicting historical figures in life and what I like to call the eternal repose.