When you visualize the recent past, do you see it as being somewhere over on the left?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

Suddenly, everything was beautiful. The way she viewed the world was nothing more but a reflection of herself.

Adventure! People talked about the idea as if it were something worthwhile, rather than a mess of bad food, no sleep and strange people inexplicably trying to stick pointed objects in bits of you.

And yet you thought he was the one? Imagine a lifetime without laughter.

Pain or love or danger makes you real again.

My music is the spiritual expression of what I am: my faith, my knowledge, my being.

When God brings deep conviction and I agree with Him about my condition, God restores my confidence in Him.

There is always a reason. When I look back on things that really upset me at the moment, I can always see why it happened in retrospect.

I have multiple personalities, but, being a fairly uncreative individual, they are all Thom Yorke.

The Cross! There, and there only (though the deist rave, and the atheist, if Earth bears so base a slave); There and there only, is the power to save.

In any nation, the hypocrites do not become apparent except during times of fitnah (severe tests and hardships).