When you walk a dog on a short leash, she's close enough to bite you.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

The feeling or emotion of happiness or joy is always momentary, but it’s only your imaginations, that extend your momentary happiness, for some more time.

I feel like I've swallowed a cloudy sky

It wasn't the "I love you" she heard that made her let him go. It was the "Come with me" that she didn't.

With all the movies I've done, I still get recognized from my episode of 'Law & Order' more than anything else. It never fails.

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

When in Rome, do as you done in Milledgeville.

Well, perhaps; but I begin to think there are better things than being comfortable.

Deficits are like putting dynamite in the hands of children. They can get out of control very quickly.

What power would Hell have if those imprisoned were not able to dream of Heaven?

These days, right now, these are the good old days. I've always approached it that way. That's why I'm still working. I'm not the guy who is ready to sit by the pool.