When you watch Tiger Woods, you're in awe of what he can do with a seven-iron. Watching Matthew Stafford from up here, he's head and shoulders above most college quarterbacks.

Is this college football's version of Arena Football? These guys need to grow some hair on their peaches.

Tim Tebow's like the snake doctor for Florida. Gotta stop the snake doctor, keep the Gators from moving the ball....this time he snaked Alabama with a play action pass.

I don't even know if you're allowed to say this. But just like you can't be a little bit pregnant, you also can't be a little bit spread.

We were all worried that nothing good was going to happen for Florida

Both teams are making mistakes. Florida's making these itsy-bitsy little ones, and Tennessee is making huge, gigantic mistakes.

Two full time-outs. I could eat lunch with that long.

An eternity of wishing to speak directly to my Creator - I thought in despair - and this is how He finally contacts me? Through AOL Instant Messenger?

Heaven is not in the sky, but it is in your blissful mind.

3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is an unfortunate mistake of the devil. But if it repents, it will be saved!

Art can lead you to God. I think that's the purpose of everything. If it's not doing that, what's it doing? It's leading you the other way. It's certainly not leading you nowhere.

Despite the protestations, one sometimes wonders if we are beginning to worship, worship rather than worship God.

Hydraulic fracking is very much a necessary part of the future of natural gas.

My day job finds me in a double-bind often, and it's an ideal position for anyone interested in becoming highly reactive.

I read two mysteries a day when I was a kid. All of Agatha Christie, all of 'Sherlock Holmes.' I've seen every single British detective show ever made.

The truth sometimes not sought for comes forth to the light.

You get up and, first thing in the morning, you do your 500 words. Do it every day and you’ve got a book in eight or nine months.