When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky?

If something is wrong, fix it now. But train yourself not to worry, worry fixes nothing.

Before you react, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you criticize, wait. Before you quit, try.

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too.

Critics are men who watch a battle from a high place then come down and shoot the survivors.

Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a couple of years. If something is wrong, fix it if you can. But train yourself not to worry: Worry never fixes anything.

Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to trust them.

The world breaks everyone, and afterward, some are strong at the broken places.

I drink to make other people more interesting.

I like to listen. I have learned a great deal from listening carefully. Most people never listen.

You may spend fifty or eighty years of your life believing in something totally false, and this is what happens to most people!

In projecting the future, I think Apple did a good job of figuring out when the technology was ready to be consumer-grade.

We are all writing God's poem.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

You cannot take a few people from one unit, throw them in with some from another, give them someone else's equipment, and hope to come up with a top-notch fighting unit.

Fools make news, and wise men carry it.

Whenever we forgive, in small ways at home, or in great ways between nations, we free ourselves from the past.

Being an actor, you are recognized for being somebody else, whereas these books are distilled from me.

Despair exaggerates not only our misery but also our weakness.

I never heard the term "art world" until I was in my thirties, and I was like, "What are you guys talking about?" It's the world, and we all live in the world!