When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

If we don't change direction soon, we'll end up where we're going.

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Without this great land of ours, we would all drown.

Why do I wear tennis shoes? That's two questions. Do I wear tennis shoes? The answer to that question is, "Yes." "Why?" That's a question philosophers have been pondering for centuries.

Remember, "I" before "E", except in Budweiser.

Today we must all be aware that protocol takes precedence over procedure.

I don't believe Spiro Agnew is a crook. If he was a crook, he'd still be in office.

It's best to make your peace with change, before it makes pieces of you.

Beauty is in the behind of the beholder!

Borrow from your friends, and when they ain't got any more money, make new friends.

None of us are ordinary

My karma just ran over my dogma.

When we believe it, we will see it!

When God gave Christ to this world, He gave the best He had, and He wants us to do the same.

Hip-hop is ever changing but you'll always have the pack. And you'll always have those people who are separated from the pack.

Today is going to be free of the past. Today, the past can't hurt me.

If you don't have story to tell the public at large - you have to be able to sort of go listen.

The man whose silent daysIn harmless joys are spent,Whom hopes cannot delude,Nor sorrow discontent:That man needs neither towersNor armour for defence,Nor secret vaults to flyFrom thunder's violence.

Every form is a base for color, every color is the attribute of a form.

One individual who lives and vibrates to the energy of pure love and reverence for all of life will counterbalance the negativity of 750,000 individuals who calibrate at the lower weakening levels.