When your arm gets hit, the ball is not going to go where you want it to.

The only yardstick for success our society has is being a champion. No one remembers anything else.

The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.

Well, when you're playing good football, it's good football and if you don't have good football, then you're not really playing good football.

You got one guy going boom, one guy going whack, and one guy not getting in the endzone.

Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon.

I would have all my offensive linemen wrestle if I could.

at the end of the game the team with the most points on the board is going to win.

I always used to tell my players that we are here to win! And you know what, Al? When you don't win, you lose.

If a guy doesn't work hard and doesn't play well, he can't lead anything. All he is, is a talker.

The best way to gain more yards is advance the ball down the field from the line of scrimmage.

Understanding of each other is the beginning of peace.

...she'll cry, and if she does, I probably will, and then she'll have found a way in, and I will not let her pierce my walls in a Trojan horse of sympathy.

[Remark about Calvin Coolidge she says was erroneously attributed to her:] I do wish he did not look as if he had been weaned on a pickle.

I am not fit to marry. I am often cross, and I like my own way, and I have a distaste for men.

I haven't stuck to any formula. Most great writers stick to the same style, but I wanted to be more various

I have always thought that being a good American is appreciating the world, not just your own country.

Lana says J.P. makes Matt Damon from the Bourne movies look like Oliver from Hannah Montana

I don't like the dark. I really am afraid of the dark.

I don't like bare floors.

Facts do not constitute truth.