When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

In the world we live, we don’t create or destroy- we just convert entities from one form to another. Loss and Sorrow too. If these are growing in your life- remember you are feeding them.

That man is best Who does his best And leaves the rest, Then-do not worry.

I hate money. It is boring and it is arithmetic. The two things I hate the most.

With strength to meet sorrow, and faith to endure

I've had the pleasure of playing with the baddest Jazz cats on the planet.

She wants to believe my excuses so bad. Every time I lie, she wants to believe me so much.

Nothing goes further toward a man's liberation than the act of surviving his need for character.

I should consider that I know nothing about physics if I were able to explain only how things might be, and were unable to demonstrate that they could not be otherwise.

Many an attack of depression is nothing but the expression of regret at having to be virtuous.