When your mother is made out of your dreams, anything real is bound to disappoint you.

We make messes of our lives, but every now and then, we manage to do something that's exactly right. The challenge is figuring out which is which.

Is it a crime when you love someone so much that you can't stand the thought of them changing? Is it a crime when you love someone so much that you can't see clearly?

Suddenly this is all too hard. I am tired of putting up walls. I want someone with the strength - and the honesty - to break them down.

...when they look at me, I so badly want to be who they see.

Sometimes I think my whole life has been about holding on to you.

When I'm with you, bells go off in my head like a moving truck that's backing up.

Memories aren't stored in the heart or the head or even the soul, if you ask me, but in the spaces between any given two people.

In half hour my mother has managed to give me what my father couldn't: my past.

You can't hate someone until you know what it might be like to love them.

If you want to know someone's story, they have to tell it aloud. But every time, the telling is a little but different. It's new, even to me.

The woman was simply leaving us alone with our future, the future she wouldn't be a part of. She didn't know how to do it or what it was, but she was trying to give it to us.

I never see the color of a person. I never notice the color of their eyes. But the thing that always gets my attention. Is when the spout out lies

The truth is, the hypocrisy of humans is everywhere

Silence is not the absence of sound, but the absence of self.

After you've had Alain Prost and Ayrton Senna as team-mates you don't give a **** who the next bloke is

When you get questions that annoy you the art is answering them differently. If you're bored with it, then everyone will be bored with it.

For me, standup will always be some part of my life, and other things will move around and find their place.

Mutual suspicions of mental inadequacy are common during the first year of any marriage.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

His very foot has music in 't As he comes up the stairs.