When your own romantic life is falling apart, everyone else's looks fabulous.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Necessity does the work of courage.

In all affairs love religion politics or business it's a healthy idea now and then to hang a question mark on things you have long taken for granted.

I had a lot of fans in New York. The press would write about me, but I couldn't get a paying job.

Strengthening our identity is one way or reinforcing people's confidence and sense of citizenship and well-being.

As I said before, [patriotism] is distinct from acting to benefit the government - a distinction that's increasingly lost today.

Love is the one thing stronger than desire and the only proper reason to resist temptation.

Don't take this the wrong way but I care more and I'm a better online friend than you. I also spend way to much time online.

Florence for me is not simply a city. Florence is a sentiment. And I think it's impossible to be a politician without sentiment.

It isn't only living people who die, it is great stretches of living, which can die even when the people who lived there still exist.

Don't do anything for the money you WILL make, but instead for the SKILLS you will learn.