Whena scandalousstory isbelieved againstone, thereis certainly no comfort like the conscience of having deserved it.

He is the very pineapple of politeness.

A circulating library in a town is as an evergreen tree of diabolical knowledge.

When of a gossiping circle it was asked, "What are they doing?" The answer was, "Swapping lies.

An aspersion upon my parts of speech!

Won't you come into the garden? I would like my roses to see you.

A bumper of good liquor Will end a contest quicker Than justice, judge or vicar.

An unforgiving eye, and a damned disinheriting countenance!

Fertilizer does no good in a heap, but a little spread around works miracles all over.

Never say more than is necessary.

The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed.

For me, every week is a fashion week.

You fell asleep and a monster crawled from out of my head and found its way under my bed

Imagine, and it shall be.There are no limits.⁠⁠⁠⁠

The basis of computer work is predicated on the idea that only the brain makes decisions and only the index finger does the work.

I believe that the strength in America is individual families and communities.

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

People who say that small things don't bother them have never slept in a room with a mosquito.

You know when ubuntu is there, and it is obvious when it is absent. It has to do with what it means to be truly human, to know that you are bound up with others in the bundle of life.

Live music is better.

And if your head explodes with dark forebodings too I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.