Whenever I get that sad, depressed feeling, I go out and kill a policeman.

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.

There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.

There is no surer foundation for a beautiful friendship than a mutual taste in literature.

It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine.

I always advise people never to give advice.

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.

It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.

As we grow older and realize more clearly the limitations of human happiness, we come to see that the only real and abiding pleasure in life is to give pleasure to other people.

The voice of Love seemed to call to me, but it was a wrong number.

somehow people forget that there is God....what more to us we're just individuals, , to forget is part of imperfections..

There is no life without change.

History is lived through and, for the fortunate, survived by people.

I probably have to move out of New York. I just can’t live in New York anymore.

Like any young person, I do what I want.

When it is possible that people don't understand my English, I take my guitar and speak with my music!

In the end one only experiences oneself.

My childhood years were a balance of dark and light.

Anytime it was advertised that I was going to be at a particular place, the radicals would be there, the cameras with TV news.