Whenever I hear people discussing birth control, I always remember that I was fifth.

When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become president. I'm beginning to believe it.

True patriotism hates injustice in its own land more than anywhere else.

You can only protect your liberties in this world by protecting the other man's freedom.

I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.

The law does not pretend to punish everything that is dishonest. That would seriously interfere with business.

I don't believe in God because I don't believe in Mother Goose.

A criminal is someone without the capital to incorporate

I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil.

I don't like spinach, and I'm glad I don't, because if I liked it I'd eat it, and I just hate it.

Lost causes are the only ones worth fighting for.

What we believe as human nature in actuality is human habit.

There are strong people who aren't able to climb. It's about reading the rock, knowing how to position your body and having the tenacity to not let go.

I set out to work hard, not to get rich.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Don't let your want for perfection become procrastination

If you scratch through the deceitful artifice of contemporary photography, you'll find the real artifice underneath.

Why is it, I wonder, that anyone who displays superior athletic ability is an object of admiration to his classmates, while one who displays superior mental ability is an object of hatred?

If you have nothing in quantum mechanics, you will always have something.

What if you woke up this morning and had only the things you thanked God for yesterday?

I suppose I’m the one responsible for destroying myself.