Whenever I meet people for the first time, I assume that they have a great story to tell and that it's my job to find it.

As long as it is hot, wet and goes down the right way, its fine with me.

For me, faith means that what is right will win out one day. It means that the universe is not aimless but moves by some positive design.

I left my marriage knowing I'd have to work. I have.

The elderly have weathered enough squalls to know that this one, too, shall pass. They own the courage to be original; they've learned to hold their own values above the conventional wisdom.

He's by best friend and the father of my children. He's a great ex.

Humility comes from understanding that the obstacles in front of you are not going to go away.

With every smell, I smell food. With every sight, I see food. I can almost hear food. I want to spade the whole lot through my mouth at Mach 2. Basta!

I didn't want a divorce but had to because of circumstance.

Lord, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had to kill because they pissed me off!

Your war drum ain't / louder than this breath.

Living in integrity with one’s principles that are held in high regard engenders respect—both from others and self.

In the sphere of thought, absurdity and perversity remain the masters of the world, and their dominion is suspended only for brief periods.

Whether one was going to have a horse, or a dog, or a child, with that comes a great responsibility to raise them.

I really believe that we have a responsibility, almost a sacred responsibility, to the animals that share this planet with us.

If you can walk with your head in the clouds and keep your feet on the ground, you can make a million dollars in the NBA.

My career as a magazine writer was largely prefaced on the idea of curiosity, to go on adventures and weasel my way into the lives of people that I admire.

I like to write for actors I know and with whom I've worked before. You can write to their strengths and weaknesses and write roles that are better suited to them.

O unfathomable depth! O Deity eternal! O deep ocean! What more could You give me than to give me Yourself?