Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

New concepts should be introduced by the power of imagery.

Wow!” gasped Julia. They saw 20 or more young children of every sort lyingon the cold, bare ground.

And that's when I heard the whisper in my heart's ear: "It's not about your childhood. It's about who you are!

I don't have to kill myself, living my life is just the same.

I am a Millionaire. That is my religion.

Belladonna, n.: In Italian a beautiful lady; in English a deadly poison. A striking example of the essential identity of the two tongues.

Shouting something didn't make it any more possible.

A mother would have been always present. A mother would have been a constant friend; her influence would have been beyond all other.

I'm bald, blind and pale. I'm like a gigantic recessive gene.

God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.