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Andy Kindler Quotes: Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.
         

Whenever I watch the beginning of Jimmy Fallon, I feel like I should sue the Roots for bait and switch.


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