Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

I respect only those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.

I always try to set a positive example for my generation and promote confidence.

I've started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

The biggest lesson I learned from my dad is to support children even if they're doing something that is unorthodox.

Why mundanes always insist on taking responsibility for things that aren't their fault is a mystery to me. You didn't force that cocktail down his idiotic throat." -Jace, pg.241-

A little allegory of the soul - wherever it hides, God will find it.

I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

An individual's harmony with his or her 'own deep self' requires not merely a journey to the interior but a harmonizing with the environmental world.

One should try to locate power at the extreme of its exercise, where it is always less legal in character.

Once upon a time' lasts forever.