Whenever a person dwells chiefly, or even frequently, on the faults of other people's religions, he is in a bad condition.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

But love, the great narcotic, was the hothouse in which all the selves burst into their fullest bloom...

I love you more than depth of the ocean, but I can't let you feel the pain of it...lines from Love Vs destiny....

Happiness often sneaks through doors you didn't even know were open

Hope itself is always genuine. It's only what it's placed in that can prove to be false.

You're supposed to have one hand up and one hand down. As you're trying to going up, you're trying to pull someone up at the same time.

I do find myself surprised by the comedy shows that seem to have the same joke week in week out.

The French are useless. They can't organize a piss-up in a brewery.

I was under the impression I had signed a three-year contract. I want to be back. I expect to be back. I will be back.

You learn as much from doing a bad film as a good one.

God must have been on leave during the Holocaust.