Whenever all men are...hastening to be slaves or tyrants we make Liberalism the prime bogey.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Easter is an arts and crafts moment where your whole family and friends can get involved.

When I read "The Whole Nine Yards" I was like, 'Okay, this is a G-spot role'.

A school’s job [is] to begin education.

Trillian had come to suspect that the main reason [Zaphood] had had such a wild and successful life was that he never really understood the significance of anything he did.

Writing is my vacation from living.

The idea that Hillary Clinton's plan wants to increase Syrian refuges by 550 percent is very concerning to many Americans. They know what has happened. They know there's home-grown terrorism here.

In our entrancement with the motorcar, we have forgotten how much more efficient and how much more flexible the footwalker is.

I hate these platforms that are all over the place today; they are all about grabbing attention. They are suburban! I never do a platform. Well, I did, in the 1970s, but that was a bad experience.

The old should be explorers, be curious, risk transgression, explore oldness itself.

Surely the experience of all good men confirms the proposition that without a due measure of private devotions the soul will grow lean.