Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always a slightly more sophisticated version of the same problem that experts fall for.

My colleagues, they study artificial intelligence; me, I study natural stupidity.

It's frightening to think that you might not know something, but more frightening to think that, by and large, the world is run by people who have faith that they know exactly what is going on.

[Metaphors] replace genuine uncertainty about the world with semantic ambiguity. A metaphor is a cover-up.

Some people said beware of enemies. Some said beware of friends and some said beware of frenemies, but the most dangerous people are those that will hurt you and still play the victim.

I see Jenna, smiling, chattering. And failing. When you are perfect, is there anywhere else to go?

If the camel once gets his nose in a tent his body will soon follow.

I grew up when people seemed actually to be hurting themselves for their art. Of course, some of it was phony.

Man cannot produce a single work without the assistance of the slow, assiduous, corrosive worm of thought.

The only causes of regret are laziness, outbursts of temper, hurting others, prejudice, jealousy, and envy.

We often repent of our first thoughts, and scarce ever of our second.

I've been knocked out a few times , but I have no idea how many concussions I've ever had.

Keeping a journal of what's going on in your life is a good way to help you distill what's important and what's not.

I have always considered myself, when I learned what the word meant, I've always considered myself a Pagan.