Whenever you are fed up with life, start writing: ink is the great cure for all human ills, as I have found out long ago.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

A Maximus, the Gladiator lies in every human being. When the time comes, your Maximus within you will come out. It is not called destiny, it is an extended automatic self reflex

Readers are made by readers - it is so obvious it is almost banal to say it.

Man owes his strength in the struggle for existence to the fact that he is a social animal.

Dogs are the closest we come to knowing the divine love of God on this side of eternity.

My friends have made the story of my life.

As a whole, the election process before the election and on the day of election was successful, and I think Azerbaijan had normal and democratic elections.

A mistake is just a temporary pause in your plan.

One should absorb the color of life.

Most people get interested in stocks when everyone else is. The time to get interested is when no one else is. You can't buy what is popular and do well.