Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

God has given every man, 120 years of life on earth. It yours to possess.

As soon as tradition has come to be recognized as tradition, it is dead.

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

Lately, Ive been listening to some jazz albums. I love the new Pat Metheny album. John Coltrane. I still like good metal, though!

If Russia had the same military power that America did, earth would be called Russia.

Those who act as if they know more than their boss seldom do.

Death stamps the characters and conditions of men for eternity. - As death finds them in this world, so will they be in the next.

Certain members of the oppressor class join the oppressed in their struggle for liberation.

Sign over the gates of hell: "Doesn't mean you're a bad person."

Who is this that comes in grandeur, coming from the blazing East? This is he we had not thought of, this is he the airy Christ.