Whenever you're in any acting role you are mortgaging your own character.

I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.

One of my friends went on a murder weekend, now he is doing life for it.

The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.

People who are pro smacking children say, 'It's the only language they understand.' You could apply that to tourists.

I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.

I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.

The jokes are great but what really matters for a comedian is his performance, his whole attitude, and the laughs that he gets between the jokes rather than on top of the jokes.

I spent the first 25 years of my life not knowing what I wanted to do.

There's a beauty about her which, has emerged from the confidence of her experience.

Your initiatives should be purposeful. Never climb a tree with the purpose of plucking a fruit, only to come down with a leaf.

Where God gives opportunity for preaching it is more than likely that he has some people to convert. Usually the Word of God takes root among some, though often in but a few.

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist.

I can muster up the courage in the difficult situations to get me through.

Two-thirds of Americans believe that, after a baby's heart is beating and they can feel pain, that they need some protection.

But there was no room at the inn"; the inn is the gathering place of public opinion; so often public opinion locks its doors to the King.

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.

You're excuses are so lame they're limping.

No one, though has to go to college to make or understand or enjoy art. Wonderful artists and critics - some of the best - have educated themselves.