Whenever you want to marry someone go have lunch with his ex-wife.

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.

I am the modern, intelligent, independent-type woman. In other words, a girl who can not get a man.

We had a lot in common. I loved him and he loved him.

I'm not overweight. I'm just nine inches too short.

In those days, young stars, male and female, were all virgins until married, and if divorced, they returned magically to that condition.

I don't want to smoke cigars or go to stag parties, wear jockey shorts or pick up the check.

I hate to tell you how old I am, but I reached the age of consent 75,000 consents ago.

I'm just a Ragetty Anne in a Barbie Doll World

Life is a constant process of change, for better or worse.

art is exposure. And until you've developed a degree of maturity to handle that knowledge, you are revealing what other people keep hidden.

True beauty lies in the eye of the beholder.

Worry is like a squatter: it sneaks in and tries to stay without paying rent! Serve it eviction papers"! HS/el

He that is not with me is against me.

After God created the world, He made man and woman. Then, to keep the whole thing from collapsing, He invented humor.

Then you must say to her, 'Madame, I observe that your heart is broken. Allow me to repair it for you.

I never relax on the year before. Every year I want to get more out of myself so I use it as a driving force, rather than a pressure thing.

My sole wish is to frustrate as utterly as possible the post-mortem exploiter.

There is no more light in a genius than in any other honest man - but he has a particular kind of lens to concentrate this light into a burning point.

You can achieve anything if you believe in yourself. But the opposite is also true; without strong self-belief you will not go far.

When in doubt, act boldly, as if it were impossible to fail. In essence it is.