Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.

It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown

My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool

I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.

Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.

You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon

If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.

We grow apart because we grow in different stages and not all of our stages align.

The life can be easy, beautiful, enjoyable and sensational, but it is never amazing without you.

What God is to the world parents are to their children.

When you force sleep, it doesn't happen.

To try to expunge an individual's history is a terrible violation.

Art is not that much needed in life, we only need sleep and food. But why do people want art? Because they want to feel emotion! So emotionally moving things is great art to me!

To have one's mother-in-law in the country when one lives in Paris, and vice versa, is one of those strokes of luck that one encounters only too rarely.

If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck.

If we destroy human rights and rule of law in response to terrorism, they have won.

A volcano may be considered as a cannon of immense size.