Where I'm from, people aren't quick. A girl once asked her mum, 'Can I have a Cadbury's Creme Egg?' The mum said, 'No, you can't Danielle, I've already told you, darling - bird flu!'

I once buggered a man unconscious. I'm lying, he was already unconscious when I found him

It’s all about reprogramming our minds to focus more on what brings us joy.

The abundance of beards in periods of social unrest, times of revolt or upheaval, should be noted. It's the handiest way people have of making themselves mysterious.

A virtue to be serviceable must like gold be alloyed with some commoner but more durable metal.

Most men who run down women are running down one woman only.

Self-discipline is the ability to make yourself do what you should do, when you should do it, whether you feel like it or not.

One must never be satisfied with his ability to love. No matter where he is, it is always just a beginning.

Plant the seed of positivity into your mind, nourish it daily with love and happiness will flower, as fear begins to die.

The poor have been sent to the front lines of a federal budget deficit reduction war that few other groups were drafted to fight.

It's more important to do the right thing than to do things right.

I record to my heart's content whatever I feel like.