Where I play, the greens always break toward the bar.

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

If inflation continues to soar, you're going to have to work like a dog just to live like one

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today -- for tomorrow's gonna be bad enough as it is.

I have never been drunk but I've often been overserved.

I've never been drunk but often I've been overserved.

Don't look to a husband or a child or a friend or your family to make you happy. It is not within their capacity to do so.

And the heart sounds like a sour conch, calls, oh sea, oh lament, oh molten panic, scattered in the unlucky and disheveled waves:the sea reports sonorouslyon its languid shadows, its green poppies.

If Love is Pure, Love is Simple

I want to remind all Americans that the Senate has a very important responsibility to confirm only well- qualified individuals who will faithfully interpret the law and the Constitution.

I hope this is the lesson we women really commit to memory - we learned that it doesn't work to try be someone other than who you really are.

Don't let the things you don't have prevent you from using what you do have.

I need to behave in a way that will cause people to take me seriously.

I think everything should be governed by law. We don't want to keep secrets anymore.

That was another lesson I had learned perhaps too well: people meant pain.

Politics is not about winning for the sake of winning.