Where am I going and why am I in this handbasket? ~Bumper sticker~

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

If god created hell, who will blame his followers for trying to establish it on earth

Our hatred of government is not caused mainly by government's goals, whatever their wisdom, but by government's techniques." Philip Howard

So far as it depends on the course of this government, our relations of good will and friendship will be sedulously cultivated with all nations.

I'm known for changing halfway through the day if my mood swings.

Those who stay will be champions

Reality is nourishment, but people don't believe it, I guess it's hard to stomach the truth like a bulimic.

Jesus prescribes a doctrinal test for false prophets because a behavioral test is unreliable.

Success can create amazing opportunities but it can also bring a set of confines which make your decisions a little murkier.

I love playing Chekhov. That's the hardest; that's why I love it most.

My forefathers didn't come over on the Mayflower, but they met the boat.