Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

We are born with the need for a leader, someone to control the conflict between each individual's need. An alpha in the house, an alpha at work, an alpha in the church and in the White House.

I'm all about kind of preserving hair and face, conditioning products and staying out of the sun.

To do it always right, that is what music is to me.

I found that each time I opened my camera and filmed Jerusalem, its image was overtaking what I wanted to express.

The issue of innovation never interested me personally, since I believe it may lead to a place where people don't paint anymore.

There has never been any country at every moment so virtuous and so wise that it has not sometimes needed to be saved from itself.

When I am making a film, I know what to do in front of a camera. What frightens me are the scenes with dialogue. Sometime they really want me to speak perfectly and I don't like that.

The trees called to me, urging me to abandon what I knew and vanish into the oncoming night. It was a desire that had been tugging me with disconcerting frequency these days.

Morality is a luxury we can't afford out here. There's no right or wrong, just survival or death.

Enna leaned back her head and laughed at the sky. 'Of course he wasn't! Who could kill Razo?