Where have you been all of your life?

Dreams don't come true, they are true.

If you see me standing on my head, I'm trying to cheer you up with my frown. I need my honesty, you my pleasantry.

Fifty percent of life is ninety percent indecisive. The rest is confusing.

Kindness knows no kind.

If you want to commit suicide why tell anyone? They'd ruin everything.

Babies are never suicidal. Hard lives, not hard boiled eggs do that.

There's an ad for every vice. That's advice.

The brain is unreliable. It relies on lies.

It's not how I take tragic news but how I make tragic views that unscrews me.

A broken shoelace can strangle me.

In order to be open to creativity, one must have the capacity for constructive use of solitude. One must overcome the fear of being alone.

Together we proceeded on our way towards catastrophe. [Depressed lawyer and his unsuspecting clients.]

To love a woman, the mate must also love her wildish nature.

I am not worried about dying, what I am worried about is not living

If you would know contentment, let your deeds be few.

In the wise words of Mahatma Gandhi: have a sense of humor.

There are as many ways of living a good life as there are people living lives.

As someone pointed out, you could have an attribute that says 'optimize the heck out of this routine', and your definition of heck would be a parameter to the optimizer.

You know, when you're an actor, you want to go to Hollywood. When you're a musician, you want to go to Nashville.

The man who would choose security over freedom deserves neither.