Where in the Constitution is the separation of church and state?

I never had the high-paying job or the company car. It took me over a decade to pay off my student loans. I never had to worry about where to dock my yacht to reduce my taxes.

American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains.

You know what, evolution is a myth. ... Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?

The conservative movement was told to curl up in a fetal position and just stay there for the next eight years, thank you very much. Well, how things have changed.

We had the 60s sexual revolution, and now people are dying of AIDS.

Americans want our leaders to defend our values, our culture our legacy of liberty and our way of life, not apologize...

And I'm asking for your support because I want to defend America, as I've said before, from becoming a socialist nation

Psychics put people in spiritual harm, the same way pimps put people in physical harm.

People are created in God's image. Homosexuality is an identity adopted through societal factors. It's an identity disorder.

I’m not being weird, you’re being a little rude. Don’t you think as a host, when I say ‘this is what I want to talk about’ that’s what we should address?

That's easy, " Russell said. "Because everybody else in this here place is crooked as a dog's hind leg. ...

She knows what it is to be sad and miserable, but those emotions are almost enjoyable. They throw moments of happiness and laughter into sharper relief.

There must be a bad chromosome somewhere in man that urges him to wound that which he can't conquer, deface that which is more beautiful, misunderstand and befoul the work of another.

He who climbs upon the highest mountains laughs at all tragedies, real or imaginary.

I have two favorite colors - white and yellow. White makes me feel light and airy. Yellow makes me happy.

You gotta play the hand that's dealt you. There may be pain in that hand, but you play it. And I've played it.

Dictating to dictators doesn't work; they are congenitally delusional about their own indispensability.

People often imagine that being hard to please confers a certain superiority.

The only single guy driving a minivan is a guy whose mother bought the van 16 years ago...

I bear a burden that might well try Men that do all by rule, And what can I That am a wandering-witted fool But pray to God that He ease My great responsibilities?