Where is fancy bred, in the heart or in the head?

Time is a precious thing. Never waste it.

As they say in Corsica... Goodbye!

Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

I never used to believe in fate. I used to think you make your own life and then you call it fate. That's why I call it irony.

So shines a good deed... in a weary world.

If you're not gonna tell the truth, then why start talking?

For what we are about to see next, we must enter quietly into the realm of genius!

A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.This was said by gene wilder ... what does it mean ?

The suspense is terrible. I hope it'll last.

On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.

Thus, the standard library will serve as both a tool and as a teacher.

There is no medical proof that television causes brain damage - at least from over five feet away. In fact, TV is probably the least physically harmful of all the narcotics known to man.

Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

If you don’t sign up your kids for cryonics then you are a lousy parent.

Whenever there has been talk of exterminating rats, others, who were not rats, have been exterminated.

He needed a woman. Bad.

The utter incompetence of the U.N. is literally incomprehensible.

The French like burgers, Madonna and Miami Vice.

I really didn't know there was two sides to the abortion issue.

Find out where the ball is, get there; hit it.