Where is this love? I can't see it, I can't touch it. I can't feel it. I can hear it. I can hear some words, but I can't do anything with your easy words

I don't love you anymore. Goodbye.

Alice: It's the only way to leave. "I don't love you anymore. Goodbye." Dan: Supposing you do still love them? Alice: You don't leave.

Alice: I don’t love you anymore. Goodbye. Dan: Since when? Alice: Now. Just now.

I used to go with my parents and loved it, I was in school plays, and I started reading plays before I started reading novels. I'll defend it to the hilt. When theatre is good it is fabulous.

Theatre is how I first encountered art on any level.

A couple of flop plays, a death in the family, and it could all collapse.

I'm a Golden Globe nominee, yes. It's very nice. It's a very nice thing, but I kind of think of all the awards I wasn't ever nominated for, for years and things.

I'm constantly having to be vigilant with a depressive tendency, an addictive tendency.

Well, you just know, as a writer, I didn't really write one of the five best screenplays of the year. There were lots of brilliant screenplays; I was just one of the lucky ones who got nominated.

When you're in your early 20s your love life seems to explode every 20 minutes or so. By the time you've reached your thirties, it is every five or ten years.

Fear isn't what scares, it's reality that does scare

Everybody lives for something better to come.

Don't frown beautiful, you fascinate me.

High performance leaders create an inspiring future by connecting with a classic and honorable past.

The Daily Show was an incredible training ground for that kind of thing. It was all about discipline and generating material constantly.

The walls are white, the track is grey, the grass is green, and the sky is blue...your job is to keep them all where they belong.

So I think I sometimes will put a cliche in and then just pad it out so you're not noticing.

Love. Resoundingly and absolutely.

I start where the last man left off.

I don't understand people getting depressed about getting older. There is nothing you can do about it, so you might as well embrace it.