Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

As long as I don't write about the government, religion, politics, and other institutions, I am free to print anything.

Without the freedom to criticize, there is no true praise.

Plays, gentlemen, are to their authors what children are to women: they cost more pain than they give pleasure.

To obtain a woman who loves you, you must treat her as if she didn't.

It is by no means necessary to understand things to speak confidently about them.

Honest men love women; those who deceive them adore them.

Can love and peace live in the same heart? Youth is unhappy because it is faced with this terrible choice; love without peace, or peace without love.

To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness.

If a thing isn't worth saying, you sing it.

Vilify! Vilify! Some of it will always stick.

Be the gardener of love and joy, Happiness will bloom in your garden.

This is why there is something awful about human freedom. This power to make a choice which will never cease to reverberate.

Our doubts are traitors, and make us loose the good that we oft might win, by fearing to attempt.

In the NBA, it's about patience.

If you want to be successful, don't seek success - seek competence, empowerment; do nothing short of the best that you can do.

All those girls who were mean to me[in high school], I pay them back by going through the drive-through window and asking for my burger. That feels really great.

Everyone sees what you appear to be, few experience what you really are.

I don't like it when people don't act on their words.

If someone with whom one is having an affair keeps on mentioning some woman whom he knew in the past, however long ago it is since they separated, one is always irritated.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.