'Where's Bill going?' He's going to comedy death. Boom! He pops out of it with another joke. It's my particular style.

Don't worry; don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Just a simple choice, right now, between fear and love. The eyes of fear want you to put bigger locks on your doors, buy guns, close yourself off. The eyes of love instead see all of us as one.

I'm tired of this back-slappin' "isn't humanity neat" bullshit. We're a virus with shoes.

I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

I don't like anything in the mainstream and they don't like me.

It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.

It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom.

Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.

I am a misanthropic humanist... Do I like people? They're great, IN THEORY.

Just keep telling yourself. I get better everyday and everyday I get better. Then see what happens.

Pensar incomoda como andar à chuvaQuando o vento cresce e parece que chove mais.

Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas.

You can go out and get anything you want if you work hard enough for it and believe in yourself.

I'm more proud of my upper body. Let's just say I'm a typical female in that way.

I’ve worked in construction, in a factory sewing clothes. I also sold flowers and doughnuts - just odd jobs to try to make 10 pesos, which is equivalent to 20 cents.

It's not as bad as it sounds.

Everybody seems to wonder what it's like down here. I gotta get away from this day-to-day running around. Everybody knows this is nowhere.

Time travel may be possible, but it is not practical.

The most confident critics are generally those who know the least about the matter criticized.