Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit!

Nothing reinforces a professional relationship more than enjoying success with someone.

No matter what I have to say, I'm still trying to say it in comedic form.

I had a lot of fun working with John Candy. We had a pretty good rapport.

My characters aren't losers. They're rebels. They win by their refusal to play by everyone else's rules.

Acting is all about big hair and funny props... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.

If Chevy Chase had not been an actor, he might have been a very popular guy in advertising or whatever field he would have gone into, because of his charisma.

I always claim that the writer has done 90 percent of the director's work.

I collect spores, molds, and fungus.

I was the little guy who knew how to tie a necktie. It came from having absentee parents. They were tremendously loving and caring people who, by circumstance, had to go to work.

Never hit anyone in anger, unless you're absolutely sure you can get away with it.

Beauty runs skin deep not on superficial assumptions or criticisms of many people. Live with a beautiful mind and heart. Live with a beautiful soul.

If you want to be able to recall everything and anything in detail, then you need to be strong enough to feel all bad memories as well.

One who conquers others is great, one who conquers the world is mighty, but one who conquers himself is divine.

Seen from the point of view of a lie, the truth is often touted as radical.

The planet's survival has become so uncertain that any effort, any thought that presupposes an assured future amounts to a mad gamble.

It is time for pastors, priests and all true believers to come out of the closet and stand for truth against the flood of evil.

The Czech Republic are coming from behind in more than one way now.

The weak overcomes its/ menace, the strong over-/comes itself.

I totally believe in romance and love and all that.